The rumours are true

...and I can reveal that when the weather is cold, my nipples can cut diamonds. Got some diamonds laying around that you'd like to authenticate? Of course you do!! Bring them to me and let my nipples decide whether they're fake or real.

Can't say I don't look after you fullas.

Don't delay, get yo' diamond authentication on today!

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