GEMINI ROSE

Nervous about booking an escort for the first time? Here’s what I wish first time clients knew before meeting me, and why you have less to worry about than you think! One thing I've noticed over the years is that first time clients are way more nervous than I am. In fact, some have told me afterwards that they spent the last half hour before I arrived pacing around their hotel room, checking the time every few minutes and wondering what they were going to say when they opened

Split Enz Forever Enz Tour TSB Arena, Wellington 6th May 2026 This is going to be a concert review, Gemini Rose style. First off, it’s me, so there’ll be a verging on unbearable overdose of backstory and pre-amble - I do love a good yarn. Secondly, I’ve never reviewed a concert before, so if you’re after a technical, polished Rolling Stone style write up I fear you may be disappointed. If you’re after a vibes based account though, I Got You. (Ba dum tss) Split Enz are one of

Are you okay after copping an eyeful with the blog header pic? It’s only me, Gemini “Tits-in-yer-face” Rose! Whatever gets the clicks in 2026, amirite? I'm tickled pink whenever I see the view count go up on my blog posts - I can see which posts get the most clicks, thus, here's some boobs! Not much to write about for April because I was away for most of it…and sick more or less the whole time I was gone. It all started when I stupidly forgot to wear a mask on the...

I don't know what it is about March, but year on year, it's always busy - in every sense. Busyness of the good kind, mostly, with plenty of planning, travelling around the city, and trying to stay one step ahead of my calendar - and not just the Gemini Rose availability calender either. This month has been crazy and I'm looking forward to just...chilling out...over the next few weeks. Today is my last free day to myself in Wellington - tomorrow I have a personal commitment th

Summer in Wellington has been pretty stink this year…literally. We’ve had a poonami. A turdnado. Crapocalypse Now. I freely admit chicken vindaloo has caused problems for me in the past, but in this case I’m innocent: the shit-uation at the Moa Point treatment plant wasn’t on me! I know there have been a handful this year - maybe ten max - but the only true summer day I remember was earlier this month. Stinking hot. Late afternoon booking in a hotel near Oriental Bay. I got i

Dinner dates, site updates, windows of opportunity, and the January 2026 movie roundup.

As the year comes to a close, I want to say thank you to everyone who spent time with me in 2025. It ended up being a much busier year than I had anticipated, with some genuinely great experiences! Whether our paths crossed just once, became an occasional return, or you’ve been a long-standing regular, I appreciate the trust you placed in me. Nothing is ever assumed, and your support is always truly appreciated, especially in the current climate. I'm excited to see what next

Let me lick you up and down (‘til you say stop). Savour the sensation of my soft, silky hands gently caressing your perforated edges. Ohhh, so very, very perforated… Let me mount you firmly, pressing you into my crisp white sheet, perfectly placed, not a corner out of line. No stress, honey - I always handle with care. I learned the importance of proper alignment early on; nothing worse than a wonky mount. Fine, I’ll confess: I’m actually talking about stamps. Postage stamps.

In light of some recently received feedback from an absolute legend (I LOVE CORNBREAD111!!1111!!!), I thought I'd give you a quick reminder that I indeed proudly welcome LGBTQIA+ clients! Always have, always will. And now on to the next order of the day: new hours in the lead-up to Christmas. I always extend my hours around this time of year - basically every day it's 1pm through 10pm, apart from Mondays which is still 7pm - 10pm. Yay for extended availability! Home Booki

Which means it’s the perfect time for a quick Gemini Rose x Arancini selfie! Predictably, the selfie was a flop, but the food (and the company) were top tier! Refreshments in bookings 2.5 hours and up are always appreciated. For a full breakdown of my current service offerings and pricing, you can visit my Services & Rates page. Home Bookings Gallery FAQ Testimonials Blog

...and I can reveal that when the weather is cold, my nipples can cut diamonds. Got some diamonds laying around that you'd like to authenticate? Of course you do!! Bring them to me and let my nipples decide whether they're fake or real. Can't say I don't look after you fullas. Don't delay, get yo' diamond authentication on today! Home Bookings Gallery FAQ Testimonials Blog