Escorting has brought some truly wonderful experiences into my life...and it's also gifted me a collection of moments that would surely register a perfect 10 on the cringe-o-meter. One might ask why I’d choose to publish a collection of rookie errors and flinch-worthy follies. The answer is simple: why not? Escort websites and social media profiles are often full of carefully curated perfection. Behind the smoke and mirrors, the reality is that none of us are perfect. From ro

…plus a few classics I’d be remiss not to mention. Over the years I’ve met many wonderful clients visiting Wellington from all over New Zealand and overseas. They often ask me for recommendations, so I thought I’d finally put together a wee guide! I’ve purposefully only included places in and around Wellington CBD (well, mostly) making them perfect if you’re here for a short time and not a long time. This isn’t meant to be the definitive guide to Wellington. Rather, think of

Nervous about booking an escort for the first time? Here’s what I wish first time clients knew before meeting me, and why you have less to worry about than you think! One thing I've noticed over the years is that first time clients are way more nervous than I am. Some have admitted they’d spent the past half hour before I arrived pacing around their hotel room, checking the time every few minutes and wondering what they were going to say when they opened the door to me. Meanw

Split Enz Forever Enz Tour TSB Arena, Wellington 6th May 2026 This is going to be a concert review, Gem Rose style. First off, it’s me, so there’ll be a verging on unbearable overdose of backstory and pre-amble - I do love a good yarn. Secondly, I’ve never reviewed a concert before, so if you’re after a technical, polished Rolling Stone style write up I fear you may be disappointed. If you’re after a vibes based account though, I Got You. (Ba dum tss) Split Enz are one of my

Let me lick you up and down (‘til you say stop). Savour the sensation of my soft, silky hands gently caressing your perforated edges. Ohhh, so very, very perforated… Let me mount you firmly, pressing you into my crisp white sheet, perfectly placed, not a corner out of line. No stress, honey - I always handle with care. I learned the importance of proper alignment early on; nothing worse than a wonky mount. Fine, I’ll confess: I’m actually talking about stamps. Postage stamps.