GEMINI ROSE

As some of you already know, I’ve been really unwell since early August and have been on hiatus during this time. While I’m finally starting to feel considerably better than I was, I’m still not quite back to 100%. It’s such bullshit - but it is what it is. So I’m going to remain on hiatus a little longer. I’m also heading away at the end of September anyway, so I figure I may as well use the next two weeks, plus my time away to make sure I get myself up to 100%. Texts have

Nervous about booking an escort for the first time? Here’s what I wish first time clients knew before meeting me, and why you have less to worry about than you think! One thing I've noticed over the years is that first time clients are way more nervous than I am. Some have admitted they’d spent the past half hour before I arrived pacing around their hotel room, checking the time every few minutes and wondering what they were going to say when they opened the door to me. Meanw

Split Enz Forever Enz Tour TSB Arena, Wellington 6th May 2026 This is going to be a concert review, Gem Rose style. First off, it’s me, so there’ll be a verging on unbearable overdose of backstory and pre-amble - I do love a good yarn. Secondly, I’ve never reviewed a concert before, so if you’re after a technical, polished Rolling Stone style write up I fear you may be disappointed. If you’re after a vibes based account though, I Got You. (Ba dum tss) Split Enz are one of my

Let me lick you up and down (‘til you say stop). Savour the sensation of my soft, silky hands gently caressing your perforated edges. Ohhh, so very, very perforated… Let me mount you firmly, pressing you into my crisp white sheet, perfectly placed, not a corner out of line. No stress, honey - I always handle with care. I learned the importance of proper alignment early on; nothing worse than a wonky mount. Fine, I’ll confess: I’m actually talking about stamps. Postage stamps.